The unholy obelisks which add hundreds of pounds to our machines. The temperamental gods who cast lightning against those who would summon their power without the proper knowledge and artifacts. The arcane scrying surfaces through which vibrant scenes appear, dot by dot, powered by technology long since made obsolete to the rest of society, except we few proud magicians who dare to swim against the currents of human progress. Who would dare to reawaken these beasts from their slumber, to reactivate the merciless stream of electron beams cast by their mighty cathode rays!? Could it be... you?
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Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to flybacks.
Caution: Flybacks may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
Flybacks contain a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
Do not use flybacks on concrete.
Discontinue use of flybacks if any of the following occurs: itching vertigo dizziness tingling in extremities loss of balance or coordination slurred speech temporary blindness profuse sweating or heart palpitations. If flyback begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.
Flybacks may stick to certain types of skin.
When not in use, flybacks should be returned to their special containers and kept under refrigeration. Failure to do so relieves the makers of flybacks, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company, Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.
Ingredients of flybacks include an unknown glowing green substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.
Flybacks have been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.
Do not taunt flybacks
Flybacks come with a lifetime warranty.
Flybacks! Accept no substitutes!